BAH

i DO NOT LIKE you.
get it? dumbass.

i DO NOT LIKE you, mr tall-but-fat,

look-down-on-maids (whothefuck are u to look down on them fking bastard),

always-boasting-idiot (eg. "im damn good at tennis even though i only had training in squash when i was in njc.")

REALLY?
but i beat you at it ALL the time.
then he'll say "haiyah not on form today."
what? today? u mean allthefkingtime rite??
to-what-day?
LIAR!
PLUS.
i beat you at squash too.
so dont give everyone that crap abt you being good in tennis n squash.
it's nth but bullshit.
then always saying tt he's so tall, very good for sports.
REALLY? i even beat you at swimming!
and pls. usually it's just like normal neighbours (tt i dont detest) will ask stuff like wanna play tennis, ok sure.
wanna swim and tan together? sure.

but he'll be all like. eh im gg to challenge u today.
so, it's not like i wanna keep repeating that i beat him in this, tt and almost everything, it's just tt he wanted to challenge, and i keep scores when being challenged.

so. anw, digression.
he, being too tall, shld actually swim faster than me what, isnt it.
maybe he's just one stupid longy.
yes i said LONGY.
like how ppl scold me for being a SHORTY.
no such word? I DONT CARE.
why u can call me shorty, i cannot call him STUPID LONGY!
where's the fairness in that!!
ok. end digression.

rich-but-miserly-old-man (HOW can you ONLY give your maid $10 and expect her to buy enough food for her AND a growing teenager for what, SIX days?! just because YOU'RE not the one eating whatever she's gg to prepare for the next 6 days doesnt mean you can only give her $10 and expect her to feed 2 mouths for 6 days.),

always-eating-on-his-words (eg. "haiyah spore sucks la, im so gonna go overseas to further studies." then when he gets rejected by overseas, he says "SMU's great. for rich kids you know.)
so rich, why dont u just take all your money back to indonesia and burn them, like how they burn trees every now and then, and inhale all the pollution and DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!

boss around flatmate. idiot.

act chummy w me. idiot.

hypocrite.

it's SO obvious that i DONT LIKE YOU,
to such an extent tt it's become mutual,
so dont come ard acting chummy with me.

i DO NOT WANT to eat freaking supper with you.
pls, seeing you and your dieseased skin will make me puke.
eat what supper?
gosh why are you so dumb!?
so dumb, yet like to act smart and boast abt you studying in SMU.
what's there to boast abt, may i know?
many ppl our age go to the U.
not v special, in case you THICKTOOTHEAD didnt realise.

and. finally.
I DO NOT NEED A FKER LIKE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO KNS GO AND DIE!

AND!
touch my head once more,
and i'll kick you so hard that you'll be buried into the earth's core,
and the heat from it will incinerate your sorry ass,
making me an extremely happy person.

tmd.

PHWOAR!!!!!!!