Wednesday, April 2, 2008

in the kingdom of sleep *

well, thinking about jc days,
i suddenly realised..
that if there were a kingdom of sleep,
ming will be the king,
and maria will be the queen.

im serious!

it's like..

checklist of the qualitites needed to be a king/queen of sleepland:
1. fall asleep happily during tutorials.

2. fall asleep happily during lectures.

3. no matter what u try to do to them...
trust me, i've tried a billion ways..
eg. slap. hit. whack. kick. pulls tie. pulls ear.
vandalise on maria's arms/legs/neck/face/ears.
i've even squirted distilled water on maria during chem practical ok.
and she just raised her eyebrows slightly, opened her eyes for less than a second,
and went straight back to her lalaland. -___-"

and i bet ming's the same.

4. they can even slp and sway ard damn happily, when they're right under a tutor/lecturer's nose.

i havent came up with other criteria.
lol.
but u get the idea of how skilled they are at remaining aslp.
amazing.

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