[ p a n d a * ]

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"

"Hey, man, I'm a PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and reads:
Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring.
Eats shoots and leaves.


hahaha. im bored. and someone showed me this. lol~~~

jaccard's text for 409a is boring.
it's making my brain cells commit suicide!!

but i declared today anova day. so i have to finish ch 2 and 3, so tt i'll have less readings to do when im revising for his horrible THREE-HOUR quiz.
everyone's dreading it.
-pouts-

i'll finish my readings. else i'll let meanmean pinch me with no complains.
i think she shld be damn happy that she's my study coach. she gets to pinch me. =(
oh well.
back to jaccard.. zzz